“I’VE SHINED AND SOLD SHOES MOST OF MY LIFE.
I SELL SHOES TO THE YOGA PIMPS.
YOGA PIMPS DON’T PIMP WOMEN,
THEY PIMP YACHTS.
SEE THIS PAIR OF SHOES?
THESE ARE THE WORLD’S GREATEST SHOES.
I AM GOING TO SELL THESE SHOES
TO SOMEONE FOR $10,000,
AND GET OFF THE STREETS.”